i am the real_liam_payne
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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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  1. When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  2. When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
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lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

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