me: *is annoying*
god: let there be light!
boy: haha and then what? (;
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.
Me: *skin breaks out*
Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT
Today marks the start of the fall semester and I already want it to be over
"you’re so full of yourself" shit he’s onto us! *dozens of tiny me’s abandon their control desks in my head to crowd in the escape pod and eject into the atmosphere as my empty carcass falls to the ground*