i am the real_liam_payne

weedjoke420:

me: *is annoying*

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earthdad:

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

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  1. me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

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quickweaves:

Me: *skin breaks out*

Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

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Today marks the start of the fall semester and I already want it to be over

sarcasticsweetness:

I feel this so much

sarcasticsweetness:

I feel this so much

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read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)
“Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.”
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fartgallery:

"you’re so full of yourself" shit he’s onto us! *dozens of tiny me’s abandon their control desks in my head to crowd in the escape pod and eject into the atmosphere as my empty carcass falls to the ground*

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